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A good Midwestern boy trying to find his way in the big city, with twists and turns at every corner. Adventure with me as I make this my own Magic Kingdom.
letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

(Source: disneyismyescape, via god-thats-good)

1 day ago
127,875 notes
frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit

frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit

(via controversial-tabloid-story)

2 days ago
171,625 notes

sorry:

when a plan sounds good in your head:

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but then you try it out in real life:

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(Source: sorry, via ruinedchildhood)

2 days ago
63,398 notes

When you ready to leave the Club but you didn’t drive

thickboyswag:

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(Source: serfborts, via tyleroakley)

2 days ago
28,180 notes

"I’m the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen one. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You’re kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer, comma the."

(Source: jennycalendars, via god-thats-good)

2 days ago
1,625 notes

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via aspooktronomicalsmile)

2 days ago
275,645 notes

(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.

(Source: spookydrakeimpala, via julesbrg)

2 days ago
9,427 notes

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via ruinedchildhood)

2 days ago
500,543 notes

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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(Source: redsuns-n-orangemoons, via fubarbiz)

2 days ago
285,190 notes