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A good Midwestern boy trying to find his way in the big city, with twists and turns at every corner. Adventure with me as I make this my own Magic Kingdom.

whiteboyfriend:

how do you sleep on your back without feeling like a vampire

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23 hours ago
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roxannenicole:

Prince Phillip | Festival of Fantasy

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23 hours ago
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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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2 days ago
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jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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Tokyo Ghetto Pussy though

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1 week ago
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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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23 hours ago
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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via acolorfuldistraction)

23 hours ago
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zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

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2 days ago
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mtv:

nominee 5 of 6
like or reblog this post to vote buffy the vampire slayer as best fandom forever!
scope out all the other nominees and see who’s in the lead. then watch the mtvU fandom awards on sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv to see which o.g. fandom takes the crown!

mtv:

nominee 5 of 6

like or reblog this post to vote buffy the vampire slayer as best fandom forever!

scope out all the other nominees and see who’s in the lead. then watch the mtvU fandom awards on sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv to see which o.g. fandom takes the crown!

1 week ago
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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

(via ruinedchildhood)

1 week ago
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