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A good Midwestern boy trying to find his way in the big city, with twists and turns at every corner. Adventure with me as I make this my own Magic Kingdom.
lepreax:

gingahhh:

the kid in the cammo doesn’t even have his pants down?

wow stop shaming dry humping they’re saving actual sex for when they’re married

lepreax:

gingahhh:

the kid in the cammo doesn’t even have his pants down?

wow stop shaming dry humping they’re saving actual sex for when they’re married

(via god-thats-good)

8 hours ago
28,780 notes

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via anastronomicalsmile)

2 days ago
403,232 notes

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

(via prettysexyawkward)

2 days ago
153,045 notes

Make it blue! Make it pink!

(Source: thedizbizz, via ruinedchildhood)

3 days ago
13,893 notes
pengcaketoobomb:

aybaybayitslouie:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

Well My heart just broke a little bit.

^

pengcaketoobomb:

aybaybayitslouie:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

Well My heart just broke a little bit.

^

(via ruinedchildhood)

3 days ago
139,236 notes

Anonymous said: please tell me you're gay

azyin:

i am what you would call a homosexual

8 hours ago
33 notes
goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

no one’s gonna comment about how that guy is a DILF?  no one?

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

no one’s gonna comment about how that guy is a DILF?  no one?

(via ruinedchildhood)

9 hours ago
129,921 notes
willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

(via ruinedchildhood)

3 days ago
506,465 notes
How to Survive a trip to IKEA

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it…
3 days ago
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